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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mxxn-kitten

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

stonedlilbrat

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

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(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

mxxn-kitten

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

vampire-kohai

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

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greelin

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

greelin

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

assassinationtipsforladies

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

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